  Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them are color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them are in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I Like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. And the head and ass are interchangeable. |