  *An 80-year-old Irishman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such great physical condition?' * *I'm Irish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a shot of Irish whiskey, and all is well.' **'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?' * *'Who said my Father's dead?' * *The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?' * *'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little shot and that's why he's still alive. He's Irish and he's a golfer, too.' * * 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?' * * 'Who said my GrandPa's dead?' * * Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather' s still living! Incredible, how old is he?' * * 'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer. * * The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?' * *'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' * *At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?' * *'Who said he wanted to?' * |