  At last! The results of the new TSA pat-down procedures are in! 2010 Year-end statistics on airport pat-down screening from the TSA Terrorist Plots Discovered (0) Transvestites (133) Hernias (1,485) Hemorrhoid Cases (3,172) Incontinence (6,418) Enlarged Prostates (8,249) Breast Implants (59,350) Natural Blondes (3) |