Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them are color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them are in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I Like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. And the
head and ass are interchangeable.
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