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Questions and Answers from AARP Forum?

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.



Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.



Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..



Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.



Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"



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