 
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical
logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
HARDWORK
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
KNOWLEDGE
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
ATTITUDE
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
BULLSHIT
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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