I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
die of natural causes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address ?
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